All I want for my Present: Cigars!

I have decided this christmas to plead for trustworthy presents that my wife can pick out competently for me. My number one gift, as always, is my favorite stogie from hand-made-cigars.com. My wife won’t even have to depart from the apartment, she can go online (I have all my favorites sites saved) and throw in the order there. As far as other gifts, she can go to the nearest shop and choose a gift. She mentions every year that I am utterly difficult man to get gifts for. But we have been married for almost 15 years! And if she doesn’t know the things I want by now, I just don’t know. I always mention every Christmas, “get me cigars”, I smoke 1 or 2 per day, and that adds up. I own a humidor for storing my cigars, “what’s that for?” my wife inquires. Well my sweetheart, it’s to keep my cigars alive. So, if you get me some for the holiday I can hold them in there for a couple months and get one when I am ready to fancy one. Although I have to say, I was blessed with luck last year, my wife purchased me a lighter that was ingraved with my initials. The prior year, she got me a fishing pole, because I said I wanted to go fishing again someday. Well, I went fishing one time in two years, but guess what, I still enjoy 1-2 cigars a day. So what do I want for my present this year? I want Cigars, and whatever else would just be an additional enjoyment.

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